Kévin

Bezos The Baby Eater

Remember the good old days when the answer was « it’s dns » and not « some thing probably with Cloudflare, Amazon, or Azure »

Wednesday November 19, 2025

Bezos The Baby Eater

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Captain Cockrocket

Yet again, I find myself sending emails to Amazon to get them to stop crawling my site. You’d think this was clear enough in robots.txt

# Go fuck off in your dick rocket Bezos
User-agent: Amazonbot
Disallow: /

Saturday November 30, 2024

Bezos The Baby Eater

Also also Amazon : we only provide poorly dubbed versions of films that exist in VOST because fuck you give us more money 🤑

Sunday August 18, 2024

Bezos The Baby Eater

Amazon : fuck you we’re adding ads for a service you pay for at the end of August

Also Amazon : Jeff needs a new rocket so here are a bunch of unskippable ads now 🫶

Sunday August 18, 2024

Bezos The Baby Eater

Today I received two phishing emails and one SEO spam email that sailed through the filters - phishing from a gmail account and an AWS IP address, and SEO spam from Microsoft. All these companies make email deliverability shit, yet they’re always guilty of the worst of it

Saturday January 6, 2024

Bezos The Baby Eater

Amazon emailing me to tell me a 370MB update to my Kindle that brings “new features and security” is about as suspicious as one would expect. What kind of absolute bullshit are they going to unleash on this device I paid for, own content on, and is mine ?

Friday January 5, 2024

Bezos The Baby Eater

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Captain Cockrocket

This is how #AWS responds to an X-ARF spam report including SSH intrusion attempts. The internet has blackholed providers for less, and yet we allow Bezos to run the world’s biggest botnet without a problem 🤷‍♂️

Sunday December 24, 2023

Bezos The Baby Eater

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Eat the Rich

My Freebox has voice controls which never work because it doesn’t listen (good). Today however, Alexa decided to get involved and try to push me to connect my box to Amazon while I’m watching TV. No thanks rude ass capitalist spy

Saturday October 21, 2023