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Bezos The Baby Eater
Sunday August 18, 2024Also also Amazon : we only provide poorly dubbed versions of films that exist in VOST because fuck you give us more money 🤑
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Bezos The Baby Eater
Sunday August 18, 2024Amazon : fuck you we’re adding ads for a service you pay for at the end of August
Also Amazon : Jeff needs a new rocket so here are a bunch of unskippable ads now 🫶
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Bezos The Baby Eater
Saturday January 6, 2024Today I received two phishing emails and one SEO spam email that sailed through the filters - phishing from a gmail account and an AWS IP address, and SEO spam from Microsoft. All these companies make email deliverability shit, yet they’re always guilty of the worst of it
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Bezos The Baby Eater
Friday January 5, 2024Amazon emailing me to tell me a 370MB update to my Kindle that brings “new features and security” is about as suspicious as one would expect. What kind of absolute bullshit are they going to unleash on this device I paid for, own content on, and is mine ?
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Bezos The Baby Eater
,Captain Cockrocket
Sunday December 24, 2023This is how #AWS responds to an X-ARF spam report including SSH intrusion attempts. The internet has blackholed providers for less, and yet we allow Bezos to run the world’s biggest botnet without a problem 🤷♂️
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Bezos The Baby Eater
,Eat the Rich
Saturday October 21, 2023My Freebox has voice controls which never work because it doesn’t listen (good). Today however, Alexa decided to get involved and try to push me to connect my box to Amazon while I’m watching TV. No thanks rude ass capitalist spy
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Bezos The Baby Eater
,Captain Cockrocket
Tuesday May 4, 2021Ah Amazon, Your Number One Choice for Launching Spam and Vulnerability Attacks 👍
“Because money is money, and fuck you” -Overlord Bezos
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Bezos The Baby Eater
Friday May 8, 2020Thanks Amazon 👏
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Bezos The Baby Eater
Sunday April 5, 2020This cuerentena got me buying a Kindle