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Monday November 17, 2025
This is an amazing sales pitch for AI. A venting machine that can get scammed, terminates the business after 10 days, and freaks out to the FBI. The future we’ve all wanted
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Monday November 17, 2025
So Labour managed to find a Home Office minister even more of an evil monster than Pritti Patel. Congrats question mark
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Monday November 17, 2025What this just cost me is 30 minutes of my time and 2€ for the privilege of failing at capitalism when the game is already rigged against me. People either forget or just don’t know the true cost and high level calculations that have to be put in to very minor issues when one has little resources
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Monday November 17, 2025Of course I forgot to put my lunch in my bag, of course I realised as I was already on the métro, of course I had to turn around or starve, and of course I just paid the poverty premium of a wasted ticket because I can’t afford anything on the other side. #FuckCapitalismMonday
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Sunday November 16, 2025
Accidental nap
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Thursday November 13, 2025
Let’s see what we can find in this data access 🫶
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Thursday November 13, 2025
Of course this means a GDPR request for my data, not out of spite, but I want them to forget they have my phone number for when they end up getting vibe breached and spewing personal data everywhere. I got 99 problems and they’re all Anthropic accessing my websites and eating shit in my tarpit
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Thursday November 13, 2025
Anthropic, the maker of the AI crawler that is very much eating gigabytes of shit from my tarpit daily, has determined my account was violating something but really won’t clarify. Would it be because they figured out their bot is eating shit from my tarpit ? Obviously no just vibes
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Sunday November 9, 2025
Another day, another ironic bot


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Saturday November 8, 2025
And before you start, I went to Claude for a reason and not because my brain rotted itself
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Saturday November 8, 2025
The irony of being blocked by Claude for using a unique use email address as it accuses me of stealing from it while it has spent the last 6 months chewing on my tarpit non-stop or sending a horde of Chrome annoucing bots at my infra because it’s blocked on robots.txt, is certainly not lost on me
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Monday November 3, 2025
Predictably the UK is using that attack as an excuse open the discussion on what kind of authoritarian tech they can use and the words predictive data analytics (no doubt sold by Palantir as usual) going unchallenged in the press. Good luck over there
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Sunday November 2, 2025
YouTube force fed my next video with a GBeebies story, so I reported it for hate speech. YouTube again is trying to push neo nazi idiology in to my feed when I all want to watch is train videos, weird streamers, and the occasional documentary on countries I’ll never be able to visit
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Sunday October 26, 2025
I got fucked hard by Transport Fever 2, crashed out and destroyed my very well done Métro network 🥲
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Jarod
Saturday October 25, 2025Jarod figured out I was hiding pills in his food, we’ve had to return to the shove pill down face approach. He fights like a monster, eventually swallows the thing, then gets up giving it « that’s not so bad » sir. We’ve been repeating this for a week now, 3 times a day
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Saturday October 25, 2025
I’ve been working on getting additional contracts, so far I have found a variation of “we don’t trust freelancers so you have to come to our office all the time” (isolated from other clients) or “we figured this is a great way to pay less than the legal minimum salary and you pay everything”
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Tim Apple
Thursday October 23, 2025When I send mail from Alpine using my iCloud mail account (don’t judge, it’s one minor mailbox) there is a very noticeable 5 minute delay. Anything sent by webmail or watch is instant 🤔
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Thursday October 23, 2025
AI bots are eating shit from my shit buffet and they are absolutely loving it
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Saturday October 18, 2025
Update that series is what you’d expect from American military propaganda so this makes it more confusing the Pentagon doesn’t like it 🤷♂️
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Saturday October 18, 2025
Thank you Pentagon for the series recommendation
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Saturday October 18, 2025
I’m on the day of success today, I moved OH.MG off from being a subdirectory on mmn.ca since the content is 99% images. I’m testing Bunny’s security tools and working with the CDN again. I had a problem with cache not working until I found the config variable for short urls in the code
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Friday October 17, 2025
The only good thing here is that my bubble tea loyalty card is now on my Apple Watch so I guess partially won this round
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Friday October 17, 2025
I’m also not logging in to threads for the next 30 years as I know full well the « I’ve had an Apple Watch for over 20 years » clowns are about to reply guy flood the last two messages because of course that social network is toxic as shit
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Tim Apple
Friday October 17, 2025This is the account that is stuck in the UK and goes all the way back to MobileMe and my iPhone 3GS. You’d think it would be possible to switch this easily to my iCloud email from a very old AOL email address (which hide my email of course forwards to be an ultra pain in the ass)
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Tim Apple
Friday October 17, 2025God Apple is such a pain in the ass, I had to disconnect from my main account on my iPhone to change my default email address on my old account to an email address hosted on iCloud (so I can’t remove it obviously). Now I have to wait an hour then disconnect when it is done. Can’t do on MacOS 🤡