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Eat the Rich
Rotating credentials because capitalists spend nothing on security and just get hacked. Oh wait this one was the French government, same thing at this point
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
How can I opt out of capitalism without starving to death in the street ? Not asking for a friend, I’m just done with this shit
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Spoiler capitalism hasn’t left me alone because I’ve been here for half an hour waiting for my order because understaffing = more money
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Just leave me alone for like 10 minutes capitalism
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Eat the Rich
My landlords never cease to amaze me at how incompetent they are, they closed the bank account I’ve been paying to for the last 4 years. No notice, only found out when my rent got paid back in by my bank with an error code
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Eat the Rich
The endless capitalist destruction of Mondays being the start of a new week that should bring hope for the future but doesn’t because Peter Thiel has opinions vibes
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Fucking capitalism stealing an hour from my weekend
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Figured I’d have a nice day of escapism today, just finished off a sesh of making insane pedestrian cities. Switch on a film and the first thing is a product placement for medications. Seriously can capitalism just fuck off for like 5 minutes please
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Its been three days since my internet just died, Free have done fuck all except “raise a ticket with Orange” equally I still can’t get fibre because Orange have the commerical rights on the install they made last year for another year. Something something capitalism innovates
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
You know the planet might be on fire, oligarchs took control, and death throws capitalism is doing its worst.
At least the trash is being taken out, Anita Bryant rest in piss hateful old cow
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Either accept our advertising cookies or pay us to get the advertising cookies. Capitalism innvovates so hard
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
I’m burnt the fuck out, not from my job or the current state of my life, but from this brand of capitalism™
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Eat the Rich
Every horror film is some capitalist doing capitalist shit, then Hollywood is like “the real horror here was the ghost”. Nah it’s the asshole who drywalled up a corpse to make a few bux instead of losing a month of rent taking by getting in a priest
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Accidentally got taken down the rabbit hole of indie film making and honestly I want to try my hand at some jank shorts that I used to create before capitalism destroyed my creativity. They’ll be terrible but at least they’ll be something I did
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
After two long ass years, I’m one step closer to getting back to normal (as one can be in late stage capitalism). My CDI starts with the cooperative and my first three months of salary is impressive, then back down to a more normal amount in 2025. I can actually have a social life AND pay bills
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Eat the Rich
My landord who basically never responds to my emails has increased the price of my rent by the usual 33€/month to continue avoiding replying to my emails. I’m not saying all landlords are bastards but my current ones ain’t trying to dispute that
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
I need to start getting ready to go to the supermarket because of course it closes early today, trying to balance getting enough sleep with capitalism is difficult. I wouldn’t have to do this if we just ate the rich already
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Eurovision
,We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
I can’t believe that was only an ad free segment, y’all with capitalism TV missed out #esc
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Eat the Rich
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Eat the Rich
Will somebody think of the landlords ? This CBC puff piece is almost comedy youtu.be/tuvb-ZmUy…
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
Because capitalism Cities Skylines won’t load any more on my laptop it seems. The launcher just hangs permanently. Every update removes me further from my purchase
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We Are Fucked
,Eat the Rich
#capitalism breeds such innovation youtu.be/qUaD4u1b-…
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Eat the Rich
Capitalism brings the best innovation - the Carrefour seems to be stocking up on full price own brand and brand name products while the discount versions get pushed off the shelf
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Eat the Rich
Remember when having a webcam in your house uploading every 5 minutes was a thing before surveillance capitalism ruined our fun ?
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Bezos The Baby Eater
,Eat the Rich
My Freebox has voice controls which never work because it doesn’t listen (good). Today however, Alexa decided to get involved and try to push me to connect my box to Amazon while I’m watching TV. No thanks rude ass capitalist spy