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Jarod on the other hand insists on taking up half the bed or get buried under the blankets until it’s suffocatingly hot, for that is his ideal sleeping temperature
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Jarod
,Samuel L Catson
When Samy first came here he couldn’t jump, he wasn’t very good at being a cat, two years later with the help of Jarod he’s learned how to be extra
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And Jarod farted, like really let some nasty cat food fart run wild
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,Samuel L Catson
I thought I played Samy by hiding the pill in his wet food, turns out he played me to give him and Jarod more than normal. No problems swallowing that pill when he’s stuffed
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,Samuel L Catson
It also doesn’t help that for Samy’s appointment he’s not allowed to eat this morning, which means Jarod can’t either until we get back later this morning. Jarod is not at all happy about this change in his life plan
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,Samuel L Catson
,L enfer a Paris 2024
Today I have a long day, get Samy up to the vet for the day, bring Jarod along for his shots, come back work all day, go back to get Samy. Normally should be an easy job but you see with the Olympics hell it could be a very very long experience
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,Samuel L Catson
Samy had a rough day at the vet, 45 minutes to move 2km, then he had a shot, and we discovered he gingivitis. He has to go back for a tooth removal and cleaning on Monday. Jarod is joining for shots
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Jarod is being some next level pain in the ass right now. I’m sure he’s doing it intentionally because he didn’t get the rat he invested so much time into not catching
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Jarod
,Samuel L Catson
Jarod has located and cornered a rat, Samy is “helping” but he’s not exactly aware of how serious Jarod is with this event. I have never seen him so still, quiet, attentative, and ready to fuck some shit up
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Before you ask, yes Jarod is missing a tooth. Nobody knows exactly when but that’s how he is
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Jarod is in his asshole mood, screaming about everything and nothing because having dry food is not in his life plan
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One of my neighbours was arguing with somebody from the restaurant. Neither of them were impressed when I had to hold Jarod over the fence because he was screaming at them both for attention. He saw, he shut up, and he’s been chill ever since
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I’m dealing with an angry Jarod, he’s being a next level dick today - screaming outside and biting - probably because he can’t play in the bins to look for the mice
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This would be Jarod’s current unmovable position
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Jarod is in a mood tonight where he’s being clingy, which is nice, but street cat nice isn’t as pleasant as you’d hope. He’s clawed in to my body and bit me pretty hard, now he’s insisting on sleeping on me and becomes a 6kg dead weight when I need to move
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Considering that Jarod isn’t exactly a 6ft man, I’m kind of shocked how he’s able to have not only spread out over 3/4 of the bed, but is also hogging all of the blankets. He also goes from 5kg to 495kg dead weight when I try to recover a couple of mm of duvet
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Jarod has decided that I’m the best heat source today
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Jarod has this way of going from being nice to being a problem
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Jarod is currently sat on my chest hunting the rat in the wall. I’m stuck under an immovable object. Send help
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Jarod is very much doing his own thing now
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Jarod has rat brain overdrive right now
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Jarod normally doesn’t cover his poos, but this one he attempted to hide his shame with anything he could find and is currently bouncing off the walls to escape it
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Jarod has got rat brain because this old Parisien building has rats in the walls
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,Samuel L Catson
Samy goes to bed and Jarod wakes up, they’re on a shift change
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Jarod is screaming that he’s not outside like the door isn’t wide open.