Kévin

Two hours ago somebody dumped a lot of bottles in to the recycling and ever since Jarod has been on alert. This happens every weekend

Jarod after his brush looking the same as Jarod before his brush, cleaning himself because he was annoyed by the brush #caturday

I have to pee really urgently but Jarod is having a twitchy dream baking under the covers. This is a hard call

Dealing with Jarod screaming about something today, weather not right, too wet on the floor, can’t just eat other people’s food, preparing a huge dump from gorging earlier. Who knows really

Jarod just layed himself across my chest for he is withered having not ate a single part of my meal. Starving from not having ate in such a long long time, so long that it can be counted in single digit minutes

Jarod on the other hand insists on taking up half the bed or get buried under the blankets until it’s suffocatingly hot, for that is his ideal sleeping temperature

And Jarod farted, like really let some nasty cat food fart run wild

Jarod is being some next level pain in the ass right now. I’m sure he’s doing it intentionally because he didn’t get the rat he invested so much time into not catching

Before you ask, yes Jarod is missing a tooth. Nobody knows exactly when but that’s how he is

Jarod is in his asshole mood, screaming about everything and nothing because having dry food is not in his life plan

One of my neighbours was arguing with somebody from the restaurant. Neither of them were impressed when I had to hold Jarod over the fence because he was screaming at them both for attention. He saw, he shut up, and he’s been chill ever since

I’m dealing with an angry Jarod, he’s being a next level dick today - screaming outside and biting - probably because he can’t play in the bins to look for the mice

This would be Jarod’s current unmovable position

Jarod is in a mood tonight where he’s being clingy, which is nice, but street cat nice isn’t as pleasant as you’d hope. He’s clawed in to my body and bit me pretty hard, now he’s insisting on sleeping on me and becomes a 6kg dead weight when I need to move

Considering that Jarod isn’t exactly a 6ft man, I’m kind of shocked how he’s able to have not only spread out over 3/4 of the bed, but is also hogging all of the blankets. He also goes from 5kg to 495kg dead weight when I try to recover a couple of mm of duvet

Jarod has decided that I’m the best heat source today