Woke up this morning at 6:00am, why because my useless lob of human flesh decided that it was going to attempt to forcefully remove a large deposit of flem that had slowly collected during the night. Well thats all fine and dandy innit? err… no, why because they way a human body likes to expell things is by EXCESSIVE FORCE, so excessive in fact once I had stopped coughing it all up my nose was BLEEDING.

Brilliant, Fucking Brilliant.

There is more that occured at about 6:45, but trust me you don’t want to hear the details.

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Vibe: sick

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