I’ve got the wig, I’ve got the boobs and now I need to get a bra (as the photos will show one of my boobs slipping out of place) so I’m going to find a shop that will take my story of going to a fancy dress party as a crack whore. Alternatively, I can just buy a tape measure and work out my bra size and do a grab and buy at M&S.

I also need to get a wig net thingy for my hair and I know a joke shop that might have them.

Also, haven’t shaved for about 3 days, so nothing says ‘lovely lady’ like a 5 o’clock shadow.

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