Kévin

That freelancer moment when you look at a quote you’ve lovingly put together, did the maths on, threw in a couple rebates to better adapt to the client, and still be like “how am I so expensive ?”

I should mention in October, so really I just got to freestyle it for another 40ish days until that sweet pay drops and I need to get my current client contract extended. Which reminds me, I have to write the new contract to give to them

Oh nevermind, Brigitte wanted to go to bed, party over

I’m not complaining but wasn’t this event only scheduled until 0h 🤔

Iconic

Rerun but still iconic

Aya Nakamura better be exploding out of l’Académie Française again or FTV have really dropped the ball here

Just as a reminder this whole thing cost 5 million plus whatever policing this thing is racking up. Kind of expected a bit more than reruns on the arc de triomphe for that price

I’m not entirely sure where this broadcast is going, it seems like a cacophony of ideas thrown together at the last second. Could have really just been a Fort Boyard special instead

My logo posts hit Threads and now I’m swimming in offers. 1) don’t try and sell me shit in my DMs 2) when I get a graphic designer it’s going to be somebody from my coop who’s going to be paid a liveable wage for the work they perform and not pennies for poverty rates

Also, listen if anybody at france.tv is reading this, just pick up the phone and call the BBC. Honestly, I don’t know how you people can’t do live broadcasts right

Who the fuck is this guy, a fucking VO, my dude, you have a 20% approval rate probably less now. We only got you because the other option was Le Pen. Man just is not in the same timezone as the rest of us

I’m so glad to hear booing and whistling at the King and Queen of France (selon eux même)

You know what, fuck it, let’s talk Bruno “I’m fucking off to Switzerland to caresse her anus” Le Maire. And while we’re at it, YouTube can truly suck mine for enforcing a login to watch public information paid for by public funds to exploit private data

Take your VSA and Gendarmes back home and return our public spaces. While you’re at it, return our public broadcaster to produce anything but a homage to Visa and LVMH 24 / 7

Remember if you’re watching the Paris 2024 Merci event on TV tonight that is surely going to be some kind of Macron festival, it’s france.tv holding the bill because l’Elysee pissed away it’s budget

Granted it’s a logo from Canva and honestly I wish I was in the successful enough category to afford a professional designer

Today I’m like, I should really exit the grind set mindset and just vibe. Anyways, I’ve created a new company logo for my project and I’m writing the copy on the website I barely touch

Here I am like I ain’t got to wake up tomorrow at 5h for a very very very long day of work

I appreciate the end of this one, having the athletes up there vibing is where it needed to be

Those mascots are so cursed I’m glad this is the last time we have to suffer under their reign

Macron must be so anxious about this song. Last time he was in the same place they had to ban whistles because they hurt his feelings

I might be jaded but I am feeling this vibe for a closing ceremony