Kévin

White people jogging really does fuck up the vibe of a neighbourhood

lol windows just turns itself off like that to update. No fucks just lights out

Ah Cloudflare breaking the internet and halting businesses again

What’s my greatest regrets moving in to freelancing you may ask, well not balling hard enough to be able to employ somebody to do all of these additional tasks at a reasonable hour. If the CA would hold it, you bet I’d recruit somebody who enjoys this kind of thing to vibe on a livable wage

I really need to remember to use the “send later” function in my very expensive CRM (I also have to learn this thing to expand my service offering). Something about year end contract renewals being sent at midnight in December comes across very ✨ desperate ✨

The irony of my income relying on deploying AI chatbots and being gaslight by a customer service chatbot that it totally this time for real transferred me to an agent, is not at all lost on me

Small update on this one - my man literally jumped realities rather than just speak to the woman in his own who in fact was open to reconsiliation. Dudes, talk to a therapist and stop opening up evil corporations

I made the grave error of doing the maths on how much I invoice vs how much Macron slips in his pocket (because let’s be honest it isn’t going into public services). Between the TVA, the social contributions, and the personal tax the state is the great winner of all my hard effort with just over 70%

AI customer service is the worst customer service and that’s coming from somebody who’s built and maintained customer service on a shoestring with response times counted in weeks

The vast majority catastrophic events in a sci-fi film seems to be intrinsically linked to some cishet white dude trying to get back his dead wife and/or family, rather than go to therapy

Google who must be a very poor company, which I get, has hit my empty bank account so many times for the Premium fee (while showing me ads for most of the month) that my bank cancelled my card because they thought it was fraud. Like just wait I’ll tell you, this isn’t a contract

Found some sausages in the freezer under an ice sheet. They looked OK, cooked them up, and because my sense of smell is fucked offered one to the cats. They ran away. Technically they’re now my « staying alive » support animals

I kept a nice little Mafe spice for a special occasion and I’m glad I did. Couple of dabs made this bland ass rice insane

Anthropic finally got around to responding to my GDPR request with a delaying tactic asking for information they already held, because of course they would. They also claimed that some of the information would not be provided because of their own policies, lol ok

This is an amazing sales pitch for AI. A venting machine that can get scammed, terminates the business after 10 days, and freaks out to the FBI. The future we’ve all wanted

So Labour managed to find a Home Office minister even more of an evil monster than Pritti Patel. Congrats question mark

Accidental nap

Let’s see what we can find in this data access 🫶